
HELLO im coyote (they/them, 24), genuinely here for a laff.
this is my rules page !!! :^)
the basics of tumblr rp!! like, you know, don't force stuff... respect me as a person... i'm jus here to have fun xoxo
overall im super chill and nice but i do not tolerate gr0ss shit like incest or pedophilia etc dont come near me with that
if we’re not mutuals it means we won’t write together… IM SORRY !!
i don't really tag stuff... i mean, i tag triggers, ooc posts and urls of blogs im writing w/ but overall i don't rly bother
i have a very simple formatting style and i'm always ready to drop the icons. i don't vibe with the overly formatted rp style but since you're reading this in the first place, you probably don't care abt it either so we're gucci <3
the main verse of this blog takes place btwn s2 and s3 ( i also write 616 stuff !! unfortunately i do read comics regularly 😔 )
AND NOW THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: YOU DO NOT NEED TO WATCH LEGION FX TO WRITE WITH ME, DONT WORRY ABT IT , if ur curious just watch this fanvid instead, i think it fantastically captures david’s backstory and the general VIBE of legion fx.
CREDITS: the graphics i use here or on my blog come from the official promotional material for the show. all icons, gifs etc are made by me but i used screencaps from here ♥ also i used some stuff from here.
CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS BLOG: derealization, psychotic mental illness, depersonalization, dissociation, drug addictions, self-medication, suicide attempts, bodyswapping, possible rape discussion.
name: david haller
age: 36
race: omega-level mutant (telepathy/reality manipulation)
family: charles xavier (father), gabrielle haller (mother)
diagnosed with: early onset schizophrenia with paranoid delusions + dissociative identity disorder
powers: almost unlimited. reads minds, astral projects, turns cops into ash, sets time demons on fire
is he the hero or the villain: we'll have to wait and see
CHOOSE YOUR NARRATIVE
NARRATIVE ONE – THERE IS A BOY, he grows up with a sickness in him. his real parents don’t want him so they give him away. the boy hears voices and he thinks they’re talking about him. he sees strange and horrifying things. he never outgrows those whispers and sights. as a man he chooses to numb his mind with hard drugs. he’s on medication but he hates how small it makes him feel. so he inhales vapor and takes different pills instead. when he runs out of money, he lies, steals and cheats. everybody in his life leaves him. he tries to kill himself but fails. he is then sent to a mental hospital where he spends six years. one day, a girl comes and tells him he’s not sick, that he has special powers. at this point in his life, the man is so desperate to find sense in his pain that he believes her. this is the final delusion he forms.
NARRATIVE TWO – THERE IS A BOY, he grows up with a power in him. his real parents give him away to protect him from an evil monster. the boy can hear other people’s thoughts but he doesn’t know they belong to them. the boy also sees terrible, terrible things because the monster his father failed to kill is living in his head now. the boy tries to be brave but he grows up to be a troubled man. other people don’t understand what he is fighting, they have no idea he is an omega-level mutant. so the man gets locked up in a mental hospital because he couldn’t fit in anywhere else. one day, a girl comes and tells him he’s not sick, that he has special powers. she tells him something he has already suspected and she sets him free.
which of these competing narratives do you choose?
they are both correct.
THERE IS A BOY, his parents will give him away, who really knows why? he will grow up with both power and sickness in him. he will hear voices – some of them will be thoughts of others and some of them will belong to his sick mind. he will see things – things real and unreal. he will steal and cheat but he will also try his best to save himself. a girl will come to take him away from the hospital. for better or worse, she will tell him about his gifts. he will believe her and then he will become more important than anyone could have predicted.
the boy is a man now and his name is DAVID HALLER.
inside of him lives an entire LEGION.
he will either save or end us.
they are both correct.
THERE IS A BOY, his parents will give him away, who really knows why? he will grow up with both power and sickness in him. he will hear voices – some of them will be thoughts of others and some of them will belong to his sick mind. he will see things – things real and unreal. he will steal and cheat but he will also try his best to save himself. a girl will come to take him away from the hospital. for better or worse, she will tell him about his gifts. he will believe her and then he will become more important than anyone could have predicted.
the boy is a man now and his name is DAVID HALLER.
inside of him lives an entire LEGION.
he will either save or end us.
" what are you? no, it doesn't matter. you know what, eat all the time you want, i'll get it back. because you're not real! nothing that hurts me is real! no one who hates me is real!! you wanna eat something? EAT SHIT."
FULL NAME: david haller
AGE: 36
NATIONALITY: american
RACE: mutant
OCCUPATION: oh, you know. surviving
LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: just english, but do u really need languages when u can read minds?
SEXUALITY: not cis, not het. he is infected w/ the gender for sure
FAMILY:
FATHER (biological): charles xavier
MOTHER (biological): gabrielle xavier
ADOPTIVE PARENTS: names erased from his memory
SIBLINGS (adoptive): amy haller
HIS OWN PRIVATE MENTAL PARASITE WHO LIVED IN HIS BRAIN FOR THIRTY YEARS SO HE’S KINDA FAMILY: amahl farouk AKA the shadow king
PHYSICAL TRAITS:
HAIR COLOUR: brown
EYE COLOUR: extremely blue
HEIGHT: 183cm / 6ft
BUILD: a scrawny little weasel
MUTANT POWER: technically just telepathy and telekinesis but he’s powerful enough that he can warp reality around him which means he can do a lot of weird shit: teleporting, astral projecting, mind control, turning humans into ash, embedding them in walls and thusly killing them, setting things on fire, there was something about a huge pig producing drugs, uhhh… i think he literally helped a lesbian couple get pregnant together with no genetic material from men involved… sky is the limit.
DIAGNOSED WITH: early onset schizophrenia ( with paranoid delusions ) + dissociative identity disorder ( learn more about david's system here )
PERSONALITY:
LABEL: this tiktok is how people perceive david
POSITIVE TRAITS: very dedicated, upbeat, curious, helpful, resilient despite everything he went through, extremely motivated by love.
NEGATIVE TRAITS: unstable, paranoid, very entitled, resists all attempts of being controlled, distrustful of all attempts to help, erratic.
GOALS/DESIRES: finding out the truth about his family, controlling his condition, proving people wrong, FIXING THINGS, unintentionally destroying the world by trying to intentionally save it <3
" my name is david haller. i'm a mutant with the power to bend reality. i'm also insane. i don't mean insane as in weird, or eccentric, or a ferocious party animal. i mean certified, bona fide schizophrenic with dissociative idenitity disorder. that's what the doctors label me, anyhow. schizophrenic. but really-- they don't have a name for what i've got. "
FULL NAME: david haller
AGE: early twenties
NATIONALITY: israeli, british
RACE: mutant
OCCUPATION: (non-committal hand gesture)
LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: hebrew + english, knows some choice scottish insults and fancy french phrases.
FAMILY:
FATHER: charles xavier
MOTHER: gabrielle haller
SIBLINGS: none that he knows of
HONORARY AUNT WHO EXPERIMENTED ON HIM A LOT WHEN HE WAS A KID BUT ITS CHILL ITS NO BIGGIE: moira mactaggert
PHYSICAL TRAITS:
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS HAIR: it just does this on its own. he literally cannot restyle it. he tried. i think its his x gene flexing on his dad.
EYE COLOUR: extremely blue
HEIGHT: 175cm / 5'9"
BUILD: an even scrawnier little weasel
MUTANT POWER: he manifests various mutant powers, each one of them is assigned to a different alter living in his brain. his powers range from Having Very Sharp Nails to Rewriting Reality As We Know It. there are over 200 spontaneous mutations stored within this bad boy but his access to them depends on his mental stability. telepathy is the power he resorts to most often, he's pretty good at it but, as everyone keeps saying, He Lacks Discipline.
DIAGNOSED WITH: early onset schizophrenia (with paranoid delusions) + dissociative identity disorder (system’s name is legion)
PERSONALITY:
LABEL: Professor X’s Very Awkward Son Who Almost Ended The World Twice
POSITIVE TRAITS: a nice kid, very resourceful at using his abilities, resilient, harbors only 5% of the resentment he’s entitled to
NEGATIVE TRAITS: erratic, impulsive, talks a lot which annoys the x-men, gets an idea and just goes for it, isn’t above sacrificing others for his wellbeing (wonder where he learned that)
GOALS/DESIRES: finding a therapist that can handle this mess but he’s also thinking about going to college : )
david canonically has a dissociative identity disorder (DID) and a very specific system of alters called legion. "legion" also serves as his mutant name.

david’s DID is his brain's way of coping with the immense pressure his mutation puts on him.
david’s telepathy is too powerful for one mind. it splinters, it fragments, it creates other identities within one body so that they can bear this kind of power together. this is proved by the fact that legion has access to david’s powers even when he’s not in his own body.
david’s alters do not have individual names.
they have distinct personalities because they each represent a very specific part of david’s psyche but they do not feel the need to name themselves. this is because a collective identity is much more important to them than an individual one. they are legion, each one of them is legion, together they are legion and separately they are legion.
legion’s ultimate task is to protect david.
every single alter wants to protect david or help him with his goals, but different parts of legion interpret that task differently. some of them believe he needs to be hospitalized, some of them think that david can be only happy if he embraces his godlike status. but they all come together when it’s time to beat the shit out of a man who abused david for thirty three years of his life so it's safe to say they have their priorities in order.

legion doesn’t fight over control for david’s body, that's not what they want. they're fully aware they're not real people and they're not interested in the physical world outside. they take over only when he’s having an episode and when he just needs to dissociate or else he’s going to burst. this makes david extremely hard to knock out in a psychic duel because if he’s neutralized by another telepath, legion will just take over and continue the fight.
david is and isn’t part of legion.
he will sometimes refer to himself as “we” or "us", but most of the time it’s david and legion. the point of legion isn’t just to bear the load of his mutation, it’s to also help him cope with his trauma and his schizophrenia... as of now, he needs his system and those guys are definitely not going anywhere.
david constantly hears comments from his alters, he sometimes tunes them out, sometimes he mechanically repeats after them. their commentary can be both helpful and distracting. i represent this in my writing like this, ( voices ( within voices ) ).

( MAIN VERSE, goes untagged ) – takes place between season 2 and 3. last year david learned he has powers. this year, he tries to understand what that means for himself, mutantkind and the world.

( MAIN COMIC VERSE, #( v: 616 ). ) – david charles haller. almost ended the world twice. almost erased himself from existence. almost broke the timeline with his powers. obviously the next adventure for him is picking a college major.

( SEASON THREE, #( v: acts of god ). ) – follow the pregnant virgin. the forces of division are out to get you, but he can save you. david haller. his mind takes away all sorrows and leaves only bliss behind. he will teach you to love yourself again, as long as you don’t leave. remember, no secrets. you can’t hide them from him anyways.

( SEASON ONE, #( v: clockworks ). ) – a very troubled young man. this is his sixth year at the psychatric hospital known as clockworks. it’s the routine he struggles the most with, not the zombificaying medicine or the unpleasant meals. something new needs to happen soon.

( PRE-SHOW, #( v: it's always blue ). ) – there’s a new drug on the scene, it’s called vapor. it’s really good, worth almost killing your psychiatrist over. just a few drags and it will bring total peace to all of you self-medication fans.

( PRISONER VERSE, #( v: contained ). ) – something about a schizophrenic with godlike powers doesn’t sit right with a lot of people. i mean, it’s just logic, right? he is contained for now but doesn’t seem very happy about it. he just learned about his powers and now he can’t even use them? talk about being cheated.

( APOCALYPSE VERSE, #( v: world killer ). ) – well, it happened. just as everyone said it would. david turned and decided he gets to make the rules now. all his life people made him pick between reality and delusions. but guess what. he decides what is real now. and sadly, not all of humanity qualified.

( TEACHER VERSE, #( v: the johnny mutant school of etc ). ) – david is taking a little break. he thinks it's a good idea to get some perspective. unwilling to commit to either his father’s vision or his opponents’, he picks something different – johnny mutant and his school for mutant kids. david is currently working there as an assistant PE couch while he figures some things out for himself

( PERIOD VERSE, #( v: bedlam boys are bonny ). ) – i've heard the damnedest thing today. do you recall lord xavier and his mansion at the top of the hill...? yes, that one. well, apparently he has a son, yes, and not a wee lad, a proper gentleman... who had to be sent away because, you see, he was touched by the moon, shall we say... and no one even knows where the lad is now because he ran away from the last boarding school he was sent to. he might be dead, or worse, a vagrant! imagine that, a xavier boy-- a vagrant!